Spencer Spinner: The Crafty Spinner

Spencer Spinner is a crafty spinner. 

He spins his saliva better 

than all the other twisterettes in Jack's little noggin'. 

Spencer Spinner, also known as Spinny-Spence, 

wins all the knitting, sewing, and 

kneading competitions in all of Dreadlock Curve. 

He's never seen a gray day--not since the last cleansing.

Spinny-Spence married Olivia the olive bug 

and had many little suckling knitters--thirty-five to be exact. 

They bought a house at the edge of Dreadlock Curve 

and raised their buglings away from all the fuzz and buzz 

of downtown Scalp.